Apple’s Q1 Results Paraphrased In 2 Straightfoward Paragraphs
Sent this to my buddy Amadeo Plaza over text and thought it was funny enough to post here. Basically, summarizing Apple’s Q1 earnings today.
Apple is mercilessly slaughtering all of its competition, according to its Q1 earnings call today. Blowing past Wall Street’s expectations and causing RIM executives to consider ritual suicide, its announced $400+ billion market cap is literally enough money to feed all the starving schoolchildren of the world for the next 125 years.
When asked if these results helped explain the slew of Apple knockoffs at this year’s CES in everything from straight product clones to aesthetic inspiration – even in unrelated categories like home appliances – an Apple rep responded with a single email with no subject line and the following image attached:
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Anthony Perez
Anthony Perez is a scatterbrained insomniac with aspirations of becoming a film director. For now, he's a strategist at McCann NY. He's been a digital strategist/community manager at StrawberryFrog, digital strategist at the social media agency Conversation, digital media planner at Flying Point Media, and even did door-to-door sales for Quill office supplies. He also helped do research for Greg Verdino's upcoming book microMARKETING.
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